Robert Smith

Edward Scissorhands little brother.
Just as cute,a hopeless romantic and blessed with a voice that makes me want to fuck.

Robert Smith: The Other Viagra

by bandanasrerad August 27, 2006

Robert Miles

A European DJ that plays mostly trance, techno and progressive house. Most people know him by "Children", his first hit. Sound: Melodic piano and spacey tones.

When you listen to Miles, you'll feel like you are floating through space.

by hi.its.tina September 10, 2005

Robert Carmine

Leadsinger for (probably soon to be indie)band Rooney. Also starred in The Princess Diaries as Michael Moscovitz, and Paul in The Virgin Suicides. Girls normally 12-15 find him gorgeous, recentlly orgasmic, and of course the infamous 'hot'. Change his last name from Schwartzman, to Carmine to honor his grandfather. Pretty much know for his shaggy hair.

Person 1: Whoa your hair looks sweet today
Person 2: Thanks!
Person 3: You so just pulled a Robert Carmine.

by Soocool December 1, 2005

pat robertson

The televangelist who, on national telvision, will peel-off his human mask and reveal to the world that he is the Antichrist!

"How do I know Pat Robertson is the Antichrist?
Jerry Falwell told me so!"

by Carl J. Maltese June 10, 2007

Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.

Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out

by dp mcdaniels May 10, 2010

Robert

A sexy handsome gorgeous man with a 12 inch huge horse schlong. Girls wanna fuck him and he makes all the guys turn gay.

Robert! Fuck!

by Robertlover3000 September 13, 2020

Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.

I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?

by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008