Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.

"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."

by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012

pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.

Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released

by ldlamppa December 9, 2013

Pretendophile

A person (typically a pedophile) who has sex with a midget and pretends it's a child.

Midget 1: "I've been thinking of asking out Joey"
Midget 2: "I'd stay away from him, there's rumours that he's a pretendophile."

by ScrublordTheKangaroo June 20, 2016

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016

Pregenitas

A girl who has a penis on her thigh and puts it in her vagina then the does it so much that she gets pregnant with glue babies

That girl has pregenitas.

by BONELESS pizza August 16, 2017

pretendimacy

To pretend to be intimate therefore living lawless to the Devine love that produces intimate encounter.

They were all living a false life full of pretendimacy.

by Dead Goats February 9, 2018

present

1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are

1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.

3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.

by NiceN0b0dy1 June 5, 2018