Definitions by ScrublordTheKangaroo

Pretendophile 

A person (typically a pedophile) who has sex with a midget and pretends it's a child.

Midget 1: "I've been thinking of asking out Joey"
Midget 2: "I'd stay away from him, there's rumours that he's a pretendophile."

Pretendophile by ScrublordTheKangaroo June 20, 2016