Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008

Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

by Nearchow November 23, 2011

poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

Poon Chang

1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.

1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.

by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009

Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017