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Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.
by Brucely June 14, 2011
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Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"
Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT
by Arichima June 7, 2011
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nugget planking

3 person sex act. A man planks between two sturdy objects and his genitals to hang down. Second participant sucks the dangling balls while the third participant inserts nugget-shaped anal beads in the planker. Planker orgasms with both balls in the mouth of the second participant and the nuggest being yanked from his ass. All three participants scream "WASABI!!!"
Heather and Pat had a great time introducing Jed to nugget planking. All three of them reached WASABI!!
by pooniwoven October 14, 2011
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Planting a Few Trees

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
by Betterthanyouwusses April 13, 2011
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Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
*sees girl lying down on street*

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.
by bishie_kaichou June 19, 2011
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Planking

The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
by Plank_Master October 13, 2011
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Planning ahead

Something only Travis does. Everyone else is normal
by Brightside2d May 10, 2018
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