dj perfekt

A hype beast with sick flow and amazing beats. Often a music producer or rapper starting off small and making their way To The Top

Jheez, looks like DJ Perfekt dropped another track!

by snoopmesh January 4, 2018

life beyond performance

pretensionless. authenticity.

Some people don't know how to live life beyond performance.

by live December 6, 2006

Perfect Shit

A bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. One continuous 'log' is dropped with no discomfort. The clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the TP.

This morning, Kurt took a perfect shit.

by Kurt B. November 3, 2005

Aesthetic Perfection

Not to be confused with the Myspace group which stole the name, Aesthetic Perfection is an electro/alternative musical project from Hollywood, CA.

That MySpace group Aesthetic Perfection just stole their name from that industrial band... Aesthetic Perfection

by Gummimann May 28, 2008

Pee Performance

Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open

You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"

by goodlord! May 13, 2015

Performative wokery

The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.

Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.

by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019

Cheap Perfume

The smell of marijuana
Also "Sweet Perfume"

"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume", Don McLean - American Pie

"A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume" Journey - Don't stop believin'

by Sevensins420 May 9, 2009