Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

off/ offing

to kill yourself

suicide

All she could talk about was offing herself

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Does it offend you, yeah

I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)

* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer

* Dan Coop – synthesizer

* Rob Bloomfield – drums,

* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals

* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals

Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.

by Kady Kat December 10, 2009

Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.

Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!

by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009

offended

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."

by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014

Offence

The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.

No offence, but that tea is bloody awful!

by ChibiHikari January 1, 2011