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number subject number object

1) Code name for a shock video.

2) The formula for any shock video.

2) A video that more than likely exists.
Guy 1: "Have you seen 78 guys 1 squid?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, that's a number subject number object!"

Bill: "I'm going to make a parody based on the number subject object formula."

Ted: "It's a myth, just a myth..."
Peter: "Do you dare type?"
by MopTopAnonymous July 5, 2009
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Object

An ‘Object’ is a young woman who performs provocatively to attract followers, typically simps, on social media. The types of performances vary but usually involve dancing, unfunny sexual jokes, and making faces regarding sexual innuendos and behaviors. Objects are easily identifiable by wearing push up bras or no bras (so you can see nipples), faces indicating orgasms, flirting with you through the screen, and showing just enough skin to avoid violating ToS. Objects are highly concentrated on the popular social media tiktok. Objects are rarely ever funny, genuine, and/or have a personality deeper than her looks.

Calling a woman an object is considered sexist, so it’s best to identify them and ignore them than to call them out. Instead, be kind and praise only the real young women on tiktok for acts of kindness, love, and intelligence.
Girl: *uses mm yeah audio on tiktok,* *...I’m on the moon audio,* *obviously showing off her assets,* *saying she’ll never have a boyfriend when she is obviously hot asf...*

Real men: She’s not a woman, she is an object.
by Akasmyles April 3, 2020
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Objectively

In a way that is infulenced by many perspectives. Without one or a groups personal bias and soley facts anyone can access . As well as in a way that is enterly dependent on the mind to be able to state existence in conclussion. It is a subconscious view made conscious.

Objective options are compromised subjective opinions.
The physical and mental state we think and know of as objectively true
by Rialeduc January 25, 2019
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Penal object

Any object regarding or related to the penis. Often inserted into various corals or used to excrete sperm or excretorial fluids.
Jeff wrapped his penal object in a candy bar wrapper because he lost his condoms and inserted the object into the woman's vaginal corals.
by coralman June 11, 2010
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objectophile

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.
Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.
by JD Stein December 15, 2007
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inanimate object

According to Wilfrid Sellars, inanimate objects are actually "truncated persons": "Nature became the locus of 'truncated persons' (...) not, however, because a *new* category of impersonal things and impersonal processes had been achieved, but because the category of *person* is now applied to these things in a pruned or truncated form" (Wilfrid Sellars _Science, Perception and Reality_ 13).

Another way of saying this is that, at some former time, everything in the environment---including what we now refer to as "inanimate objects" were once afforded the full range of qualities associated with "personhood."
"Truncated persons: because inanimate objects are people, too."
by madeggs April 4, 2010
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sex object

any one person that is thought of in relation to a sexual thought or feeling.
Wow she is so hot she makes me horny
by xoxo. August 23, 2005
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