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Pulled a Fox News

Taking a quote completely out of context to change the meaning of what the speaker said.
John said "Jason is not a man who fears death."

Sean Hannity pulled a Fox News by quoting John as saying "Jason is not a man."
by WilfyG March 6, 2011
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fox news

The punchline to any joke.
Bill: Knock Knock,

Terry: Who's there?

Bill: Fox News.

(Terry laughs hysterically.)
by Incoherent Duck December 14, 2008
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slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.
Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010
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Fox News

A piece of crap "news" program that is overly Republican. Only stupid people watch it.
Glenn Beck "Thank you for watching Glenn Beck on Fox News. A report says Barack Obama is not born in this country."
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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Sky News

The world's first, greatest and only 24-hour-a-day rolling news channel. Only it has commercials. And shit journalists with corporate agendas. Basically, the Western World's equivilent to Communist Chinese TV.
"And now on Sky News, there's trouble at our rival station BBC News 24. Hahaha! Serves them right. Ahem! Where was I?"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Fox News

The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.
The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
by Ross January 11, 2005
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Auto-tune the News

A series of videos found on YouTube that changes normal boring news into an auto-tuned rap. At the moment, #3 and #5 are the best out of the 5.
Auto-tune the news, auto-tune the news. Everything sounds better auto-tuned.
by the_polar_express June 30, 2009
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