Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin

"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"

by RightOpinion October 8, 2019

musket balls

Musket balls are the types of the projectiles that are fired from muskets. Before they were loaded down down the muzzle, they were usually wrapped in paper or cloth, to keep excess gas behind the barrel. Musket balls were made by pouring molten lead into a musket ball mould and trimming off surplus lead once it had cooled.

Back in the 1840’s people used musket balls during war.

by Nati✨💕 May 23, 2020

musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.

Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.

by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020

musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021