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Mother Earth's Peace Band

Mother Earth's Peace Band was a 3 piece band in the mid 2000's. Organ, guitar, and drums. No longer together or active. Unfortunately.
Mother Earth's Peace Band put funk, blues, soul, and rock into one band. It's a shame that Mother Earth's Peace Band broke up.
by MEPB #1 Fan July 28, 2010
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Fairy Glenn-Mother

(n.) a fairy whom waits for you in your bed with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed at the ankles. However, you may notice that he is completely naked besides a small pair of fairy wings and an unmistakeable purple sparkly wand and glitter cloud following him. Take caution, he has been known to rape teenage boys. Like Nate. He may offer to grant you "wishes", but beware, he is only trying to get you in bed. Well it doesn't even have to be in bed. "Take THAT! And THAT!" You cannot mistake the fairy Glenn-Mother because when attempting to blend in with the general public he looks like a stoned hippie and speaks in monotone. But be cautious. One cannot hide their wings forever..
Nate: "Lilly! There was this naked guy in my bed with a ton of glitter who said he wanted to grant me wishes!"
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."

(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."

Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."
by someboredkids July 27, 2011
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God damn mother fucker

The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.
Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!
by Metal Mike 213 August 24, 2011
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motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
by Blaine April 3, 2003
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Mother-In-Law from Hell

1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.

2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)

Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.

...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:

MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!

I feel your pain!
by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010
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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008
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Your Mother

you: What were you doing last night?
me: Your Mother
by yourmomer June 1, 2009
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