Micro-Mormon Manage

to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.

Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.

by FranksG August 23, 2010

Micro tripping

Being intoxicated on a substance barely enough to register as different from the norm. Threshold doses and below that affect only the subconscious.

A way to enjoy the party without damaging your body.

"Man, you sober?"
"Nah dude, just micro tripping. One single flake of weed. The slightest damn edge."

by !ARCHIVIST! June 1, 2013

internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.

Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?

by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021

Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

micro/macro

Most often applies to Warcraft and Starcraft; a player's ability to manage units and hero in battles while creeping, but at the same time, managing the economy and their ability to consistantly produce units.

4k.grubby has perfect micro/macro but still lost to moon because NE are Imba.

by Schommer May 23, 2006

Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

micro chips

1) Microwaveable chips of the chav variety... cheap - hard - effective

2) A very Greasy Boy

Comes from the term "Microwaveable Chips"

1)
Mam: "Corrina yer micro chips are ready"

Corrina: "In a min Mam!"

2)
"That kid's a micro chip"

by Steffanio January 5, 2005