Definitions by !MNc99

blarg 

1. Used to express out loud any overbearing feeling (angst, anger, surprise etc.)
-- From LiveJournal, first use c.1998, "blarg, it's hard"
2. General term of pain, usually followed by "im ded"
-- From *chan, first use undocumented
3. Dead or dysfunctional; killed.
-- From *chan, first use undocumented

1. Blarg, she'll be here in an hour! Where's the damn net?!
2. BLARG IM DED
3. link blarg'd, reupload pls

blarg by !MNc99 December 9, 2008

Micro$hit 

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

Micro$hit by !MNc99 March 24, 2005