enter the matrix

sucked

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

The Matrix

A really awesome movie

by ZJ May 20, 2003

matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.

the matrix pwned.

by ^___^ December 2, 2003

The Matrix

The Matrix was the brilliant construction and engineering feat of the unified race of machines that solved man's infinite hunger for the Earth's finite resources. Rather than occupying real space on the Earth's surface; burning real fossil fuels exumed from within the Earth's crust; decimating real rain forests that once populated nearly all of the land mass of the planet, man has been reborn in a simulation. On a side note: the human body is not really the most efficient / abundant dynamo available to the machine race for transforming biochemical energy into heat and electricity, but this is what the machines would like us to believe, in order to maintain man's perception of the machine race as one of "pure horrifying precision," against which (and this is the key) a war is completely futile. The sooner you accept your new reality, the happier you will become.

In the film "The Matrix," the machines offered Cypher a grand life, even as his human "companions" took it from him!

by Donny Viszneki April 18, 2006

Mairin

A wonderful person, who, despite a small lack of self esteem, will one day become rich and famous.

P.S.

SHE IS NOT IRISH!!!

Mairin: Now I am rich and famous...

Me: Don't say I didn't tell you so...

:)

by RandomPeep#1873 May 21, 2012

Real Madrid

The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.

FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.

by madridistasiempre November 27, 2011

Matrix Style

Dodging something in a way similar to that of the bullet-dodging in "The Matrix"

Ya, hey dodged <whatever> like matrix-style

by Cheez Wiz November 11, 2003