Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

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Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

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Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019

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1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

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Mastercation

(Noun)
Definition: 1.) Going on a vacation, of any length, by yourself.
2.) The master of the household going on a solo vacation by herself or himself.

He didn't wanted a relaxing vacation, so he went alone and turned it into a mastercation.

by Hcskire February 21, 2021

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