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Blue Labour

Nickname for the political party New Labour amongst some left-wingers, with the blue referring to what they percieve to be the Tory Thatcherite policies that they have adopted/stolen from the right, whilst totally abandoning any pretence of being a workers party.
"Blue Labour, Tories, BNP, all one the same."
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 8, 2005
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Layout Bitchin'

The act of bitching when Facebook releases a new layout. This involves creating hate groups and 10000 hate status'.
Member 1: "WHY YOU CHANGE LAYOUT, FACEBOOK!?"

Member 2: "Dude, chill. It's just a layout! Stop layout bitchin'".
by ThugLife!! September 24, 2011
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Layonne Maspero

A girl who will change your life, no matter who you are to her or who she is to you. Someone who will absolutely fill you with a sense of hope, a sense of belonging, and a pure feeling of joy. Someone who you cannot help but feel a sense of comfort and understanding towards, it's like you knew her all along. Someone who truly means the world to me.
Oh my god, do I know her?

NO DUDE YOU JUST MET! Don't worry, she's a Layonne Maspero, no wonder you got along so well.
by Tekkerzzzz December 30, 2021
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LaRouche

The act of drawing a Hitler mustache on someone. It can be done any number of ways from a simple marker, a nerf dart dipped in ink, or the more elaborate use of some ink and a "tea bag".
I LaRouched my buddy while he slept and he did not notice until he looked in the mirror.
by words of something or other January 13, 2015
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Layover

Sexing followed by sleeping over, followed by More morning lovin'
-sometimes followed with the making of a sammich
I ran into an acquaintance who had moved away but was back to visit for the weekend. Turns out sparks flew, and the flight had a couple Layovers.
by the real Diabolical February 11, 2015
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nu labour

Asinine slang term for the British "New Labour" movement of the 1990s to late 2000s under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

Generally employed by would-be political commentators on internet forums who aren't as witty as they think they are.

See also: Bliar
THE NU LABOUR GOVERNMENT JUST TOOK AWAY ANOTHER OF MY FREEDOMS- BLIAR BLIAR OUT OUT NOW
by Saiyra June 14, 2011
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shoot a layup

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.
Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.
by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008
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