Jesus

A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick

Oh my Jesus u got a big sack

by Hhshjsj February 19, 2017

Jesus

An amazing guy who lived over 2000 years ago. He saved many lives and loved everyone. He never commited a sin and he forgave others, he performed many mirachals. Lots of people believe in him and he dramaticly changed the world for the better.

1 do u believe in Jesus?
2 of course i do he is an awesome guy

by Liam_27 October 15, 2017

Jesus

Orignally believed to be a jew, but recent reserch points to him being an undercover agent for God.

Dillon: Ugh!! Your such a Jew!
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.

by jonny rico May 12, 2009

Jesus

God's only Son & only way to God. Became fully human and still fully God to justify our sins before God. Did this on a wooden cross. Fills us with Himself when we search and ask for it.

Jesus: I did this just for you. Ask me to come into your life and lead you.

by Ella May 13, 2005

Jesus

He's the Savior of the world, the Son of God. His love is more powerful than anyone elses. Grace and mercy flow from Him. He sits at the right hand of the Father waiting for the moment when He can return for His Bride, that is the Church.

Behold, the Bridegroom is coming. Repent, for the Day of the Lord is at hand.

by King's Daughter July 3, 2006

Jesus

My Mexican buddy from NB that i used to get really shit faced with, back in the day. Together we founded the Unholy Alliance.

Hey Jesus lets go get wasted. And Jesus said on to him "Hells Yeah!!"

by The Fredo August 11, 2008

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian May 13, 2005