2 definitions by Dave1983

Jesus

The best man that ever lived and no one as good as him will ever live. He is the one and only TRUE KING. The only way into HEAVEN and the only one that can save you from the damnation of HELL. Jesus destroyed Satan's hold over us when Jesus died for all sins. Satan will NEVER bring Jesus down. Jesus is the LORD forever. He paid for your soul with his body and blood, so believe that he loves you because he is one to love you when no one else could. Take my word, HELL is real and Jesus doesn't want you to go there and neither do I, so can I get an AMEN for Christ Jesus. The LORD be with you.
-AMEN

Jesus says "Whoever believes in me shall not perish, but shall have eternal life."

by Dave1983 September 20, 2005

satanist

A religious atheist.

I'm a satanist, so I consider myself religious, even though I don't believe in a God. (I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get on up outta here, cuz that is funny. That's funny.)

by Dave1983 September 20, 2005