JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

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Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026

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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024

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Jensen Ackles

Danneel and Misha Collins husband

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.

by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

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Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN

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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).

German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".

by bornsnyder August 21, 2025

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