Heathers

A 1989 film in which high school kids engage in surrealistic and depraved relationships. Stars Christian Slater, Winona Ryder, and Shannen Doherty.

Origin of the phrase (ironically spoken by a female character), "Stop pulling my dick, Heather!"

Dude, I watched Heathers last night and couldn't stop laughing at that wank shit!

by Flick April 1, 2004

mental health day

When you call in sick to work. But you really just want to take a day off and chill out.

Yeah, on Monday I took a mental health day and went on a daycation. It was so relaxing.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

Heather'lea!

Heather'lea means, A loud, Hyper, Out going, Gorgeous, Girl that is allways there for you to depend on.
Never lets anyone talk about her in a bad way, without her confronting you in a harsh way.
Nor,does she let you talk about her friend and family in a harsh way without her saying anything to you.

She is simply amazing!

Heather'lea! is caring and loves hugs.

by heathersaur September 13, 2009

Healthify

A tech company that offers a platform for case management. Aimed at alleviating the burden of social determinants on healthcare.

I needed a food pantry and my case manager was able to get me a resource right away with Healthify!

by ramonatonks December 6, 2015

Heather

If u ever meet a heather your a lucky person. Heathers are one of the most reliable and caring people you will ever meet. If u are lucky enough to meet a heather and earn their trust they will be there for you no matter what. They will make you a priority and be there for you whenever you need a helping hand. Apart from being an amazing friend heathers are also very intelligent. they are very smart and have a future ahead of them but they also use their brains for there witty comebacks! You never want to pick a fight with a heather or anyone they care about because you will loose!! You will never match up to their incredible looks and brains. Heathers also get a lot of male attention but you have to be lucky to win a heathers heart. Every girl wants to be like her and all the boys want her but heather is genuinely a nice person to anyone who is worth being nice to. Another thing about a heather is that she is a very loyal girl and is faithful to any boy she’s with. She will always try to understand their point of view but will put her foot down when she needs to. Heathers never let any boy walk all over them.

Who is that girl? She is sarcastic witty brainy and very beautiful. “Oh that’s a heather, be careful though, you should treat her right because she will be no mans puppet.”

by Xxx💘xxX August 11, 2018

ketchup heather

A girl who has ketchup stains on her pictures, clingy, copies people, thinks everybody loves her. Has sex & brags about it.

Oh damn, look at that ketchup heather!

by lol@ketchupheather July 4, 2006