Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

Heath

An op that nobody loves

He snitched on me, he’s just like Heath.

by rajt17 November 1, 2020

Chase Heath

A dirty little thing. Very freaky Male. He cannot hold a burrito to save his life. Secretly Listens to Little Red Riding Good by Cupcake for his pregame hype! Secretly Misses the original #12, Anna J. :( Keep on Griddying !

Chase Heath is very much in denial about his height! His hair don't count for them inches

by wfhep587 August 12, 2024

Heath

A propper noun for any sex move that causes the female to not be able to walk afterwards.

Omg he gave eme a Heath and I couldn't walk for days my legs were numb. It was awesome.

by Truthseeker1981 September 4, 2025