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An Honest Day's Work

Something the well-to-do love to brag about doing while they are driven around in their limousines visiting the factories they own. Meanwhile, they pay the real workers scraps, and brainwash them into thinking backbreaking work will get them rich someday as well.
Big Lawyer #1: Theres nothing as honorable as an honest day's work, especially when I get 400 dollars an hour to babble on the phone with other people's lawyers about golf and wine tasting.

Lawyer#2: Yessir I worked hard to get to where i'm at, even though I spent half of law school, which was paid for by my parents, in cocktail bars.
by suzietoenail January 5, 2011
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Honest Abe

Honest abe likes to eat the wet, fresh, and pink pussy, usually through 69.
I honest abed with my girlfriend last night. Boy did that pink taco taste good.
by brentgar March 24, 2013
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brutally honest

when a self-absorbed a-hole tells someone his or her version of the truth without any regard for the person's feelings or self-esteem; usually done for the sole entertainment and self-fulfillment of the speaker with no benefit to the recipient except for reduced self-esteem (who needs self-esteem, really?)
I'll just be brutally honest, your not as pretty as your friend and that is why he left you for her.
by hawkwife November 24, 2010
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Hankster

An alternative term used to describe a man's genitals.
"Dude how was the first date?"
"Great! She accidentally fondled my hankster!"
by Blaircon1 July 14, 2016
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Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.
Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.
by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009
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Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.
It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!
by Chow Cheeby December 3, 2010
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honestly

A word increasingly used by people who emit diarrhea from their pie hole.
Honestly, like I know she's not a real manwhore like me.
by Cankhocklin March 19, 2014
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