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Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
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Electric Handshake

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.

It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
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Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump
Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.
by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015
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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.
by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
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