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Hornitis

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.
"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"
by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020
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Horneostasis

When someone is horny for an extended period of time to where you can't catch them being horny anymore, they are in a state of horneostasis.
"I caught that nigga being horny in 4k"
"Nah that's just Kevin, he's in horneostasis."
by Zrmbe2 February 17, 2021
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Hornee

One who is horny/name to give to someone who is horny. Different than horner (one who causes horniness)
Why is he so weird?
Ignore him, he’s a hornee.
by Keklord Supreme December 28, 2021
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Hornito

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.
Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.
by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022
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Hornery

Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.
1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)
by trendy67 October 27, 2022
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The Horner

The Horner is a true drunk's dance move, used where ever you feel you need to use it. It's done by punching the air upwards with your left hand, then switched by your right, while continuously movin your hips to the music, and drinkin up.
"Dude! Your totally rockin The Horner!" OR "Do the best fuckin move out there! - The Horner!"
by Parsons & DJ March 20, 2008
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Max Horner mason

a SNAKY bitch
fat & severly clapped
gets all the mens
liked banging decapitated swan heads
stinky nonce
Max Horner Mason just fuckd my 4 year old kid
by Otter4718 February 7, 2018
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