by Shayn June 26, 2003
Get the grample mug.A term used when two men or humans with the male genitalia run toward each other naked with erect members. It is relatable to jousting but without horses or clothes and armor.
by Jack Henry September 19, 2019
Get the Glamping mug.Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.
No stinky sleeping bags on the hard ground and freeze dried food for me. If its not a Glamping trip, count me out.
by MapleLeafHRM March 18, 2009
Get the glamping mug.Guam means beautiful island paradise. A place where all other nations are jealous for some insain reason. Maybe because you can never find the true meaning to happiness. Most people say that we are ungratefull, Don't flatter yourself you can never have what we have.
by bonitachamorita March 9, 2008
Get the Guam mug.Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Indigenous people of the island DO NOT look like chubby Filipinos. We come in different shapes and sizes like the rest of the people in the world. 30% actual Filipinos , 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is improving, the schools are being fixed up, and the hospital will take good care of you. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, kicking back with family, having fun, and meeting new people. We all don't eat pugua, drink bear, and beat people up. The only time we would need to beat people up is when you discriminate us. We are friendly. The only time we would be mean or disrespectful is when you talk shit about our culture. Honestly if you haven't expirienced living on Guam or meeting Chamorros, don't judge us. So stop assuming and get to know the real us, not by the stupid people who talk shit that doesn't live on the island.
Girl: Hi my name is Sarah.
Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?
Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.
Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?
Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.
by REALinfo. May 7, 2011
Get the Guam mug.An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him
Grampa: Oh mah goodness!
by frabrizio May 29, 2017
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