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Guam

Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Indigenous people of the island DO NOT look like chubby Filipinos. We come in different shapes and sizes like the rest of the people in the world. 30% actual Filipinos , 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is improving, the schools are being fixed up, and the hospital will take good care of you. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, kicking back with family, having fun, and meeting new people. We all don't eat pugua, drink bear, and beat people up. The only time we would need to beat people up is when you discriminate us. We are friendly. The only time we would be mean or disrespectful is when you talk shit about our culture. Honestly if you haven't expirienced living on Guam or meeting Chamorros, don't judge us. So stop assuming and get to know the real us, not by the stupid people who talk shit that doesn't live on the island.

Girl: Hi my name is Sarah.

Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?

Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.

by REALinfo. April 18, 2011