Groober

A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"

Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"

Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"

Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

groof

(noun) To smear feces on; the rubbing of one's waste on objects

Student #1: I can't believe that idiot groofed on the bathroom walls.

Student #2: That's disgusting.

by William Stevens October 18, 2012

grooking

When one knocks off all items on a shelf.

I went grooking in barnes and noble, but then got kicked out.

by stankubs October 6, 2013

groogle

the sexual noise that comes out of a groogler's mouth while giving oral pleasure.

I love it when girls groogle, it makes my penis feel good.

by Tankie Fresh May 21, 2008

groom

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

by Michael May 13, 2005

Gromosexual

The "gross" homosexuals - the tall anorexic gay guys with bleached blonde hair and no style, the stout, butch lesbians who look (and smell) like truck-drivers.

"ew, wow, that guy is flamier than napalm"

"the emaciated boy-band look is SO 90s. total gromosexual."

by BurberryMistress April 30, 2009

groody

The feeling of moodiness grumpiness, combined!

She is So Groody!!

by zennedi September 8, 2010