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Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
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Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.
A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll
by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012
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Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.
Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.
by that homeless guy December 7, 2017
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brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional
by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012
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professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.
I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.
by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014
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Professional Victims

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"
by the woke lord January 20, 2023
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medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.
Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
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