Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

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Great Falls

Great Falls Montana, if you are native american or black this place is more shitter than North Korea or equal.

You do not choose to live in Great Falls, you are born in Great Falls.

by Reky420AltAcc August 29, 2021

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Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008

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An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

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no great shakes

Of no particular interest; nothing special; nothing to write home about

'Auld Dennis is no great shakes'

by Ayesir May 20, 2014

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The Great Employer

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.

At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

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