Genital soup

A man with very large genitals lying in a bathtub with too many male friends in the tub with him

Jaymzer had so many shots beside him but the other guys in the tub with him made some serious genital soup

by Tonytinironi May 6, 2011

Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!

I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)

by Bagdad February 10, 2015

gelit

Pronouced Gel-let or Gel-lit
The most extreme version of legit, where nothing is better. The best a (wo)man can get.

"Hey man, what did you think of the show tonight?"
"The opening bands were legit, but the headliner...boy she pops...they were gelit."

"Boy does she!"

by SFCinferno July 25, 2017

Geriatric crew

A set of old people hanging together.

The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.

by Islandgirl868 July 14, 2018

Genital Line

When you sleep naked it forms a genital line across the width of the bed which ur gentials line up with.

Yo don't sit there that's my genital line

by Cm4242 May 29, 2018

Geriatric bunny.

A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.

A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.

by ATX September 2, 2018