FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

frum

a religious observant Jew

Is it possible to be gay and frum at the same time?

by Peter December 15, 2003

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Flumptuous

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

by PG :) September 1, 2009

Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!

by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015