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A man of unique interests and tastes. Finds hilarity in the concept of bondage, but will never partake in it. Believes that great knowledge lies in the repetition of odd words such as: hoist, dredged, and foot. Has a deep seeded fear in the existence of goblins, gouls, and mentally disabled patrons working in public service. Loves women before all.
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flickety

To describe two people, usually females, that come from the same bloodline or family tree who look irrisitably breathtaking together. Although they look raveshing together, the two will never sexually interact as they are family but one may fantasize and cream their pants about it.
Damn, those chicks Chloe and Kendal look so flickety standing like that!
by annonymous. September 12, 2008
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piss flies

Small flies that circle arouind a dirty public toilet
Wow, did you see the number of piss flies in that bus stop toilet?
by cc millett March 14, 2004
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Flake

A Flake is someone who can think of any excuse not to show up to an event. They usually have little or no friends because they never show up to hang out. they are fuckin cunts on wheels who will bail on you at the last minute so they can just sit on thier fat ass an rub one out. Abondon all hope of ever being good friends with a flake. They cause nothing but anger an wasted money on gas an beers.

A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.
Drew: "Hey are you still down to go to Vegas?!?"

Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write"

Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK! Youre such a fuckin flake!"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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Flake

A flake is an insincere person. Insincere in anything they say or do.
Text from Tanya> hey bud let's meet out!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!

<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.

Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.

....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?

........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.

Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.

<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!
by What matters September 19, 2009
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flake

n: flake

A person whose social and psychological outer layer slips away when under pressure. They lack integrity, resilience and robustness. For their protection they depend upon unrealistic and imaginative constructs.

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(I was called out on my use of the word "flake" recently and was challenged to define it. I came up pretty much with the above definition and then went through all the other definitions that people have supplied to the UD for it. I was struck by the consistency of them - especially the self-interest and unreliability. We know who these people are ...)
There's no place for flakes WTSHTF
by GrimlyFiendish January 2, 2011
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Flake 180

When a guy or girl says one thing but they end up doing the complete opposite.
I'm really into you! I want to be in a committed relationship, I can see us getting married. Then they cut all communication with no warning. They won't return calls or reply to text messages.

So this guy totally flaked on me, we had so many things planned and he won't return my calls or speak to me, here is yet another guy that pulled a Flake 180.
by Saurus-rex January 23, 2011
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