feceator

my word for the toilet aka the crapper

i have to go use the feceator

by .tori January 13, 2008

Fercrunkin'

verb:

Definition 1) A style of drunken hillbilly dancing, or a place in which said activity takes place.

Definition 2) A spastic jerky dance one does when overcome with emotion to show excitement or approval.

Definition 3) A style of drinking so ferocious and feared that individuals partaking in said drinking style may wake up the next day not remembering events from the night before. Outlawed in most states, Fercrunking is slowly on the rise!

Example Sentence 1: After a few shots, Charleen was fercrunkin' all over the bed of Joe Don's pickup truck!

Example Sentence 2: Emilio was so fercrunkin' after seeing Showgirls live in Vegas!

Example Sentence 3: "What's with the Ferret hat Jerome?" "Man I gots no clue, we wuz fercrunkin' last night!"

by PirateTownOK March 27, 2010

Fecesneeze

A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.

For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.

Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."

Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.

Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"

It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""

by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012

Farce

Someone who has told a lie. A false statement.

That is not true Edgar! You are a farce! How dare!

by FonyTierro September 11, 2016

farceocracy

farcacious{ an act which is by essence false, deceptive and a lie

farceter { one who acts farcaciously or deceptively }

noun

is when the prevailing mode and rule of the day within the halls of the government of a society, is in its entirety saturated with lies, deception and intrigue.

" Any government which acts in direct paradox with the values, principles and objectives that which it overtly proclaims. Any such government or state is by default a farceocracy.

by Baron Neville December 3, 2016

fedcel

It's a mix of a femcel and a fed made to attracted online neo-nazis or other such degenerates to expose themselves so the police can catch them usually on tiktok and wear siege masks.

Did you see that girl with that siege mask on tiktok? She's clearly a fedcel.

by xjametonx April 7, 2023

Invisible Fence

During doggy-style sex, you attempt to switch to anal. When met with resistance and have successfully penetrated, you tase the woman as she trys to pull away, like she's trying to cross an invisible fence.

She'll learn, they always do.

The tasing causes immediate ejaculation for the male.

"Her asshole was taunting me.... I just had to throw it in. I knew it wasnt gonna fly, so as soon as I got it in, I pushed her up to the invisible fence."

by 8inchfrntnrear February 14, 2012