fail candy

anything that seems to make you fail after wards.

"dude i just ate some fail candy and i keep getting pwnd."

by yourmom6t9s May 15, 2009

failbows

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018

Quantum fail

A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.

Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.

The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.

by LFDD April 5, 2010

lurk fail

When someone tries to lurk but utterly fails to do so anonymously. Constantly changing their messenger status, or disconnecting / rejoining IRC channels.

20:33 -!- <noob> has joined #some-channel
20:33 < noob> logger url
20:33 <@coolguy> lurk fail

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 22, 2010

phantom fail

Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.

chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.

chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.

by thechickencow March 15, 2011

asian fail

asian fails include
-not getting into harvard and all those type schools
- having 2-3 ap classes
- getting below a A in anything or 100%
- 4.8>5.0
- not having at least 3 academic awards
- not being valedictorian
- not getting a scholarship from grades
- not getting at least a 1500 on SAT
- hanging out with friends rather than studying
- refusing to play an instrument
- not doing a martial art
- not having at least 2 backpacks for books
- having a social life
- not being in ap calculus bc by sophomore year

guy: shit i for sure going to fail this test
asian- same me too im going to fail
guy thinking in his head: stfu u going to get a 100 you bastard nerd
takes test

the next week:
guy: damn i knew it got a 69 (savagely smirks while his tongue licks his lips)
asian: (starts tearing up)
guy thinking in his head: damn she prob fail too
guy asking asian: so what did u get
asian mumbling: i..ii..ii failed (proceeds to cry hard)
guy: so whats your score
asian: (continues crying)
guy: so whats your score
asian mumbling: i.i..i.i..i.ii got a 93
guy: wtf r u crying you got an A-
guy thinking in his head: welp just your everyday asian nerd
asian: i studied for 7 hours to only get to a 93 i failed i failed (continues to cry)
guy: so hows your parents going to react to this
asian: might as well dig a grave they do only accept 100 it is going to drop my 5.0 gpa to a 4.94 I have made a disgrace to my families name (sneezes loudly while wiping tears off thin rectangle glasses)
guy: welp good luck next time u asian fail
teacher: wtf is going on jennifer

by dunkirk2341 May 12, 2018