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Fidler

The rarer yet superior spelling to the surname Fiddler and Fiedler. While it is originally of Anglo origins it has grown to transcend nationality, location, and time. A legend amongst men. Intelligent, attractive, strong, and compassionate. A Fidler is a genius and a natural born leader who's mere presence greatly improves the lives of people around them. While Fidler's have the power to conquer the world their natural benevolence precludes them from this action. However, if you are unfortunate enough to cross a Fidler you will be destroyed. Your fate will be instantaneous disintegration into ash. There is no mercy from a Fidler scorned. It is best to avoid such a fate.

If one comes into contact with a Fidler they must pay homage to the greatness they witness. Provide them with cash, support, and care for if you do there will be untold benefits.
1."I just became friends with a Fidler today. I have never felt more alive. I made a 100k just by being around him. He is a God among men"

2.Nick-"Where's Jeff, I haven't seen him in a while"

Anthony- "You didn't hear? He stole money from Fidler and was turned to dust"

Nick- "Damn, it must be true. There is no mercy for those who piss off Fidler"

3. Sara- "So I heard you started dating a Fidler"

Hailee- "yeah, he's the coolest, smartest, hottest, and compassionate guy I met!"

Sara- "I wish I could find a Fidler"
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Fiddle Whisper

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Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.
When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.
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fidgital

excessive to compulsive fidgeting with one's digital devices.
Jane just can't put down her iPhone, she's always messing with it. She's so fidgital.
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fidjiddle

Fidjiddle - fid-jeh-dull

1. verb (to fidjiddle) - to engage in coitus or coitus related activities (i.e. oral sex, petting, making out). e.g.: we fidjiddled all night long. e.g. 2: fidjiddle me baby, please.

2. noun - sexual intercourse, or sexual activity (i.e. oral sex, petting, making out) . e.g.: may I have some fidjiddles later?

Origin of the word: English, particularly George St. Newfoundland.

3 young ladies were enjoying a night out at the local strip club. A man climbed unto the stage. A stripper proceeded to unzip the man's pants and play with his genitalia. The 3 young ladies returned to their home where they explained the sequence of events to their 4th roommate. One of the young ladies used the word fidjiddle to describe the activity between the stripper and the stage man.

A beautiful word was born.
1. I would sure love to fidjiddle that boy/girl with my fidjiddle parts.

2. Oh, I am really in the mood for some fidjiddles. Better shave my legs and call my fidjiddle pal.

3. Person 1:"I noticed you did not come home alone last night? Was there any fidjiddling?"

Person 2: "Yes"

Person 1: "Mild, moderate, or major?"

4. I fidjiddled you softly last night as you slept.

5. I heard you engage in some major fidjiddle last night.

6. I used to fidjiddle that individual but the parameters of our social relationship no longer allows such intimacy.

7. Would you like to fidjiddle?
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Fiddlywank

to be an ignorant and ugly person
Dude you're such a fiddlywank.
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