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A wire cutting tool used to snip or cut phone line or 50ohm cable wires from the cable company. The tool has two very strong tempered edged blades and comes in small and large sizes. The blades are not razor sharp just very stout and heavy.
Hey man could you hand me those pair of dikes?

I am going to dike off service from the house.

I need to dike these wires off over here.
by Wajit April 15, 2009
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doik

An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.
When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"
by C K Knight January 15, 2008
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Doaker

Doaker (n); 1. (As used as an insult);
2. A complete idiot with no common sense or intelligence.
3. A whore.
1. You're a fucking doaker, you retard.
2. You just spelled 'gnome' wrong, doaker.
3. Aw, damn it Carly, I don't want to see that! Put that away you doaker.
by Jenial September 6, 2008
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Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality
Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!
by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008
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Doakesing

Staying in instead of going out with the crew for no reason other than being a pussy.

Being a huge fucking loser and not going out.

other spelling: doakesin
person 1 "Stop being a pussy. We're going out!"
person 2."Nah man. I'm just gonna shove a dildo up my ass while I'm doakesing tonight."

person 1 " Look at those pussies over there!"
person 2 " Their doakesin it up tonight!"
person 1 " If I'm ever that big of a faggot, just fucking shoot me.
by Sukonminutz October 11, 2010
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 5, 2003
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Fremantle Dockers

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!
by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004
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