Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality

Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!

by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008

docked

to be removed/eliminated from or no longer able to hangout/associate with a group of friends, people, a "crew", ect. Usually because youve done somthing stupid.

George - "We all fucking hate Dom."
Carl - "I know"
Dom - "Wana hangout guys?"
George - "No Dom, you've been docked."

by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008

docked

meaning to be stationary, or kept in one place. Derrived from Dirty Sam in New Providence, NJ.

Man I'm docked this weekend.

(meaning I'm grounded and can't go anywhere and stationary)

by Prince Vegeta August 11, 2004

Docked

A chance to chill and relax, or a chance to get some jobs done.

We were so docked this weekend, didn’t go anywhere.

I’m just going to dock tonight and get some personal admin done.

by Capowatch August 3, 2022

Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

Docked her in the dome

Hitting someone in the perfect spot where the temple is the weakest and the brain gets rocked

She was asking me why I got a midnight snack so I docked her in the dome.

by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020

Docked her in the dome

to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock

I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack

by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020