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Staying in instead of going out with the crew for no reason other than being a pussy.

Being a huge fucking loser and not going out.

other spelling: doakesin

person 1 "Stop being a pussy. We're going out!"
person 2."Nah man. I'm just gonna shove a dildo up my ass while I'm doakesing tonight."

person 1 " Look at those pussies over there!"
person 2 " Their doakesin it up tonight!"
person 1 " If I'm ever that big of a faggot, just fucking shoot me.

Doakesing by Sukonminutz October 11, 2010

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Doakesing

The act of aggressively suspecting someone of doing shady or secretive stuff — even when you can’t prove it yet — and then being totally right about it.

Doakesing (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdoʊksɪŋ/

Origin: From James Doakes (Dexter TV series).

Stop doakesing me, man! I swear I didn’t do anything!

He kept doakesing her for weeks, and yeah… she really was hiding something.

Doakesing by THE_NIGHTMVRE October 25, 2025

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Related Words

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Doiksing

Doiksing is when you fuck up every hour of everyday

Oh you are doiksing it .
Oh you doiksed it

Doiksing by Azken22 July 5, 2021

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Drakeing

When you find yourself reminiscing about a past relationship and doing things like, texting, emailing or calling an Ex or Exes. This also can include but is not limited to writing songs, and or poems about that person.

*Why am I up listening to these damn slow songs.... Make a n*gga feel like Drakeing some of my exes and sh*t.*

Drake and Drive

Drakeing by The Lady Blue February 4, 2014

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donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

donkeying around by plattendreher March 15, 2012

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Donkehing

When you devote your life to shrek and call all of your friends DONKEH!!!.

Also when you stick a carrot up your ass and say shrek while masturbating.

Donkeh!! I donkehed hard last night. Then i caught my brother Donkehing.

Donkehing by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

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dobesing

When one mooches resources off another person, yet they themselves have the sufficient resources.

Dude, stop dobesing and taking my food!

dobesing by madams April 20, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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