Doaker

Doaker (n); 1. (As used as an insult);
2. A complete idiot with no common sense or intelligence.
3. A whore.

1. You're a fucking doaker, you retard.
2. You just spelled 'gnome' wrong, doaker.
3. Aw, damn it Carly, I don't want to see that! Put that away you doaker.

by Jenial September 6, 2008

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Dolker

An overthinking genius who loves broccoli

We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Honker Donker

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

by FeelThePower March 28, 2008