Doaker 

Doaker (n); 1. (As used as an insult);
2. A complete idiot with no common sense or intelligence.
3. A whore.

1. You're a fucking doaker, you retard.
2. You just spelled 'gnome' wrong, doaker.
3. Aw, damn it Carly, I don't want to see that! Put that away you doaker.

Doaker by Jenial September 6, 2008

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

docker's nod by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Dolker 

An overthinking genius who loves broccoli

We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?

Dolker by anonymous November 21, 2020

Honker Donker 

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

docker picker 

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

docker picker by FeelThePower March 28, 2008