Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

flerby derby

When you are a little shmirby werby.

Flerby derby, you’re a little shmirby werby.

by Ssssage.g November 23, 2021

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

Derby

Term used in association football to refer to a match between two clubs from the same city/area.

i.e: Liverpool - Everton (Merseyside derby), Milan - Inter (Derby della Madonnina), Barcelona - Espanyol (Derbi Barceloní)

"Yo, are you gonna watch the Manchester derby tonight?"
"Yeah why not."

by Scrabbo May 27, 2023

Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland

Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017

K-Derby

Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.

Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.

Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."

by k@thyl& July 31, 2010