Lautner Curve

A Freudian slip that occurs when discussing supply-side economics (i.e. the Laffer curve); attributable to having Taylor Lautner on the brain.

So I was talking to my economics professor about the elasticity of the Lautner curve...Wait, did I just say "Lautner curve?" I meant Laffer curve...I must have Taylor Lautner on the brain

by CoffeeDrinker May 19, 2010

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soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.

After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.

by cunt boss September 5, 2012

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When someone rejects or turns you down (curves you) but does it in a nice way that isn't a definite "no".

For example, when a guy asks if a girl wants to hang out and she says "maybe, i'll think about it" and the topic never comes up again.

"he asked me out a few weeks ago but I gave him that soft curve"

by aquailrr February 11, 2017

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courtesy curve

When you no longer want relations with an individual so you politely explain to them why you are no longer interested in continuing relations.

Matt: Wow, she just dubbed you like that?!
Devon: Yeah, not a word

Matt: Damn, after all that, not even a proper courtesy curve.

by OhDamn! March 24, 2017

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Bologna Curve

An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.

“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”

by gavlatron January 3, 2020

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