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Chimin Curve

The infamous curve ball invented by the great baseball master Chi-Da Su. The Curve ball is defined as a regular throw, but thrown high up in the air and using the natural forces of gravity to create the illusion of a curve. This curve ball is very inaccurate and usually thrown by baseball noobs
Dude, stop throwing the chimin curve it never works you will just end up hitting the buff korean guy and he willl beat you up
Chimin Curve by ihatefobs June 9, 2010

Lautner Curve 

A Freudian slip that occurs when discussing supply-side economics (i.e. the Laffer curve); attributable to having Taylor Lautner on the brain.
So I was talking to my economics professor about the elasticity of the Lautner curve...Wait, did I just say "Lautner curve?" I meant Laffer curve...I must have Taylor Lautner on the brain

soft serve the curve 

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.
After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.
soft serve the curve by cunt boss September 5, 2012

soft curve 

When someone rejects or turns you down (curves you) but does it in a nice way that isn't a definite "no".

For example, when a guy asks if a girl wants to hang out and she says "maybe, i'll think about it" and the topic never comes up again.
"he asked me out a few weeks ago but I gave him that soft curve"
soft curve by aquailrr February 11, 2017

courtesy curve

When you no longer want relations with an individual so you politely explain to them why you are no longer interested in continuing relations.
Matt: Wow, she just dubbed you like that?!
Devon: Yeah, not a word

Matt: Damn, after all that, not even a proper courtesy curve.
courtesy curve by OhDamn! March 24, 2017

Bologna Curve

An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.
“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”
Bologna Curve by gavlatron January 3, 2020