constitutional option

Another name for the so-called "nuclear" option which would prevent filibusters in the United States Senate, thus giving a large amount of power to simple majority of senators. The constitutional option would call for 51 votes to invoke cloture and end debate instead of the long established rule requiring two-thirds or 60 votes to invoke cloture.

Thanks to the constitutional option, President Bush will now have a rubber stamp of approval from the senate on 100% of his judicial nominees.

by Mark Mallamo May 19, 2005

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

by katiekins October 13, 2008

Constipationing

To be in the process of being constipated.

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.

by George Macky October 28, 2008

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Constitutional Law

A class in law school that is likely to induce fear, vomiting, and potentially a shitting of the pants the night before the final.

He totally freaked before the Constitutional Law final and puked all over the place.

by Alan Shore December 20, 2008

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004