Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about

We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!

by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

by indiancorn November 12, 2009

Star command

The place were buzz lightyear (from toy story) thinks hes from and has to get back to do a mission.

I have to back get to star command! Do you know where my ship is?

by AwesomefulPie February 22, 2011

Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

by BobFlufel January 3, 2017

however comma

What people say to trail off on a tangent to prove a point.

Uncle: ...so you could do it, however comma, the bar would kick you out because...

by GNOME_TICKLER July 8, 2018