Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003

coffin dance

the dancing dudes pulled up grabbed huge chickens coffin and startin dancing with Aaron Smith

that was a sick coffin dance

by ilikememesandcars April 24, 2020

Coffaa

A failed attempt at a coffee. This variation is popular in India where 1 incher's bask in it's flakey, leafy glory.

lamiaj: Hey Itra, think ill get lucky tonight?
Itra: No way your a 1 incher
lamiaj: Oh, well want a Coffaa?
Itra: Sure
lamiaj: SCORE!

by IAmMen00b June 30, 2010

cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.

- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!

by GonzoL July 25, 2011

coffee babe

The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.

Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.

by j-geek March 24, 2008

Coffee Serious

An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.

"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."

by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009

Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

by jbnewengland June 15, 2010