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crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015
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them bitches clean

when ones nose holes are clean to a crisp with no boogies or crustys
damn look at my nostrils them bitches clean
by dontdodrugs101 February 19, 2020
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Dean Clean

Former Dead Milkmen drummer. he resides in philadelphia.
Dean Clean is an AWESOME drummer.
by Debris December 27, 2004
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Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.
My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.
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clean house

1. to win big at gambling
2. to empty a place, such as killing everyone or farting so bad it drives everyone out
3. a huge crap that pretty much puts your bowels on E (empty)
I fully cleaned house with the crap I just took.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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super clean

"super clean" is used to describe an individual who is not 'riding dirty', aka, without drugs, guns, or any other illegal substances
Pekelo - 'ey baby girl, am I still comin over?

Claire - yeah, i'll see you in an hour :) ... you haven't been smoking right?

Pekelo - nawh shawty, you know I stay super clean when you see me on the block
by Cushuito September 19, 2009
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Mr. Clean

When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.
Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean, Whoop! -Lil' B the BasedGod
by usc_boy89 September 1, 2013
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