Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

Cluster Hot

A girl that appears attractive inside of a computer cluster, but when you see meet her in the outside world she becomes less attractive.

That bitch Amy was fucking fine ass when the glow of the computer monitor was reflecting off of her glasses, but when I met on the street she fugly as hell. She's cluster hot.

by DTP4L4L March 13, 2009

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

ClatterFuck

Thrown around the room like a rag doll and ride like a crazy rabbit! Not giving a feck where you are or whats going on, not knowing which is up or down! Breaking stuff in the process, being as loud as you can be and not giving a shit! Crazy Angry (but great to get outa your system) sex!

Think tommy teirnan used it one of his sketches!

Clatterfuck, -ed -er -erized

I destroyed the place, absolutely clatterfucked her!

He clatterfucked me so hard I didnt know which was up or down!

by ClatterFeck July 26, 2010

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

by RedLead April 12, 2006