cheeto-bust

Masturbating right after eating cheetos without washing your hands

Did he really just go to the bathroom and cheeto-bust?

by nickmannella September 20, 2010

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Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 6, 2016

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cheetoman • Cheetom • cheetos • Cheeto Dick • cheeto finger • cheeto dust • cheeto-head • cheetoe • Cheetoh • Cheetolini

cheeto dreads

dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.

girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!

by kimkardashian'sbutt April 28, 2011

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Cheetokinesis

when two people think of the same thing while eating cheetos

eating cheetos

Girl #1- Omg, I hate that!
Girl #2- GET OUTTA HERE I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! CHEETOKINESIS

by Shathead12345 May 18, 2011

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cheeto time

The time that you are going Cheeto mode

It’s Cheeto time

by Awwwwwwwwwwww snap January 16, 2019

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Cheeto Date

When a guy and a girl sits on a couch naked eating Cheetos! After they get done eating they lick each other’s fingers then go from there! A lot of babies were born cause of Cheetos!

Let’s have a Cheeto Date tonight after work!

by Georgia BBQ May 1, 2020

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The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020

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