Channel Ass

A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.

After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.

by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

Lane Changer

Is a variation of 69 that requires the male to be either standing or kneeling, he will have his arms wrapped around the female's abdomen holding her upside down, they will both be performing simultaneous acts of oral sex on each other like 69.

Landon gave Lain a Lane Changer and dropped her on her head breaking her neck.

by jswest2 February 13, 2010

eyelid channel

Another term for going to sleep or taking a nap for long periods of time.

" Bruce: Hey, where's Otis?

Omar: Oh, he's watching the Eyelid Channel "

by EATBE4N9NE October 21, 2010

Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014

smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.

Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?

by Xadeu November 10, 2014

Stranger Changer

When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.

Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.

by Nic0705 September 16, 2016