conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

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Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

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when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"

"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"

by anonymous December 15, 2019

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Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020

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