Conversation killer

A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.

Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...

or

Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!

by cocosforreals August 3, 2008

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

Conversational Remorse

The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 12, 2015

clit convention

When the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present. Used as the "sausage fest" for girls. Often used by teenagers.

"Jane, lets get out of here, its a freakin' clit convention!"

by spence and leyd October 9, 2008

convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over

George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.

by kreinke June 22, 2009

unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

conversation ninja

A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.

Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.

by rmsiii December 11, 2007